The ugly truth

Once my geography teacher at my school, Mr. Narayanankutty, looked at my face and said, "Robin, you seem to be very truthful!"
"Of course I am, sir. Thanks for understanding me. BTW how can u say that just by looking at my face?!", I asked with joy and exclamation.
"Well, Robin, we all have heard that the face of truth is always ugly", said him with a smirk on his face.


I too joined the laughter followed by the last comment. :D


But now I see that ugly face again looking at the comments to my blogs and the list of followers. There are no comments at all for the last few months (I'm embarrassed to say, over an year :P) and the same 4 followers I had since last September. And this is after publicizing my posts in Facebook. Man.... Truth is so ugly.


Let me think and tell myself what are the realizations I should make out of this ugly truth...


Well my readers, please note the point number 6 and don't even consider reading the rest.

1. First and foremost, remember, you don't give a fuck if someone reads your post or not. You are writing all these cos u feel like writing and got nothing else to do at home. (അഹങ്കാരത്തിനു മാത്രം ഒരു കുറവും ഉണ്ടാവരുത് :P...)
2. Dude, your blog suck!
3. Realize that your posts are not interesting
4. Stop doing serious stuff in the blog. No body cares to read the so called serious stuff. Remember the time when you used to talk these current affairs and social issues to your closest one and she used to shout at you saying, "Why the hell are you talking these bull shit to me. Why don't you go blog or something without bothering me?"... :P
5. Try to be humorous. Well, TRY but don't overdo it :P
6. Offer chocolates to yours friends for commenting on and following your blog. (I have always been this wise. True!)

Cheers!!! :D


PS: I am seriously considering the point 6 and have started a small fund collection activity for carrying it out successfully. Please feel free to contribute generously. Yours truly.