One day my roomie stayed back in office late and the next morning onwards he started saying nonsence. "Oh my god I am screwed up" "Hey guys, please pray for me. I am gonna get some real beatings" "Hey dudes, take care and be prepared. We all will get beatings soon" etc etc. But he never said wat was the problem despite of we asking him so many times. He just hinted that it was something with some SMS's he got and sent while he was in office that night. He being the biggest "tensed for nothing" guy I have ever seen, I left the issue and almost forgot about it.
After a couple of days, he gave his cell phone to our another roomie and shown him the Inbox and Sent items folder. Then this roomie also started uttering the same nonsence. But still, I was in dark and he told me that he will show the messages later. After 2 more days, he has shown me the messages which reads as below. (This is a reproduction from my memory, not the exact conversation)
Anonymous: Hey bring my ass wen u com to coll tomrw.
(Bring my assignment wen u come to college tomorrow)
Friend: Who's this?
A: Is this______ ? Sorry if I am wrong!!
F: No, its not ______. Dat's OK. That reminded me of my college days. Assignments and all :) Enjoy the college life. You will miss it when you are out.
A: OK. So you should be working now and missing your college days.
F: Yup. Always planning to go back to college. But something is pulling me back.
A: BTW, where are u working??
F: I am in XXXX YYYY ZZZZ!!!
A: Oh, XXXX AAAA BBBB!!! That's great. Where are you now?? (!!!!!!! A girl!!!!)
F: I am in office now. BTW it is XXXX YYYY ZZZZ, not XXXX AAAA BBBB.
A: You are in office till now. 10.30 PM. Why?
F: Last minute work from boss who is at home now.
A: Hey, that's not fair. Your boss is at home after giving you this job. How mean @@##*
F: That is how bosses are. You will come to know after some years.
A: Oh. Its very difficult. I don't think that I can make it. I am doing my 3rd year BE. Next year I will be passing out of college. A job in this recessed economy!!!!!
F: Hey, don't worry. By the time you guys will be out, the recession will be over. You are all lucky. Think about the fate of people who will graduate this year.
A: College is really boring with these lessons and assignments.
F: Oho. Why? Wat do you do there?
A: Today I bunked college and went for a movie. Movie was not good. When are you bunking your office next?
F: No bunking office.
A: Why? Your girlfriend will scold you?
F: I don't have a girlfriend. You bunk college and go to movies with your boyfriend?
A: Oh... Do I have a boyfriend? Tell me his name.
F: Wat?
A: You are telling that I have a Boyfriend, right. Then tell me his name. :)
F: So you don't have a BF. Why?
A: I have not found someone so nice and caring till now. You really don't have a girlfriend?? Even in college?
F: No. Which stream are you?
A: I am in CSE. (Computer Science and Engineering)
F: CSE is a really boring stream. You should have taken ME (Mechanical Engineering) me. Hehehe... The Royal Mechanical.
A: No no no. CSE is the best. ME is the worst. (Here is a flirty, girlie fight :O)
F: All CSE people tell that outside. But they regret it inside that they have taken CSE.
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A: Then wat "da"...?? (!!!! Wats dat?? All of a sudden, so close...)
A: You are still in office?
F: Yup. Is it time for you to sleep?
A: So sad 'da'. I will sleep late "da". Usually sleep by 0100-0200 "da". (!!!!!!!). How will you come home "da"??
F: Will come by Company cab. Where do you stay??
A: I stay in -------. (The same place where we stay). BTW wat's your name?
F: My name is FFFFF. Same questions applies if you don't mind.
A: My name is "she she she".
F: Are you a 'Kannadi'??
A: Wat??!!!!
F: Dats wat the people who speak Kannada are called, right? (Stupid, its 'Kannadiga' not 'Kannadi')
A: Oh.. Yes. And you?
F: I am basically from Andhra, but parents are staying in Kerala from long time.
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A: Then what da....?
F: Oh... At last I am out of office.
A: So you left? Where are you?
F: Just out. Where do you stay in ------???
A: I stay in ========. (!!!!! The same street where we stay!!!! Clicking something??)
F: Where is that?? (So you don't know where you are staying eh??) :)
A: It is near xyz hotel. Where have you reached?? (As if he doesn't know)
F: I am in ....... May reach home within half an hour.
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F: It seems you dozed off.
A: No. I was doing something. You reached?
F: I just reached home.
A: Oh... Its really coinciding that my tenant also just now reached home
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A: Are you the one who is staying in our top floor??? (Oops...)
F: I guess so!!!!
A: Oh dat's really a coincidence.. You alone dere?
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F: Oh. I was taking bath. I am having some food now. Others have slept.
A: Oh, dat is really bad. Alone eh!!!
Now my friend thinks about the consequences if he takes this forward. He thinks of our landlord's (Her dad) nature. Discussions we had among ourself about his misterious businesses. He almost wet his pants thinking all these, I guess.
Next morning
A: (A forwarded message) "We always express what we hate but we fail to express wat we love"
A: Hey your cell phone bill is there ouside the house. Dont forget to take it.
F: Ok. Thanks.
A: Why thanks and all. No need of all these formalities among 'friends'.
F: What? Who here are friends?
A: So you dont consider me a friend???? :(
F: Wat do you want from me?? (This guy by now is really pissed off. He is getting nightmares of getting beaten up. He is like this by nature. Coward to the core. The results are showing up)
A: Hey, I swear it was a coincidence. I have saved this number in my friend's name. If you want to accept my friendship, you can. Else I won't message you again (She sends a business card with his number and her friend's name to prove it)
Now he remembers that last time she has given him the telephone bill. Hmmm... "Could she have.... noted my number...." (Confused). He checks the latest bill which she has reminded him to take, to find the area of the envelop torn off beneath where the telephone number is printed. (Smug)
He still lives in terror, dreaming of our landlord (not his daughter!!!!) :)
PS: I told this as a "Happening" to my girlfriend and she said "Dats all. I thought you guys really had some happening. Wat is this thing????"...
Oops... ;)
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