My blog crossed 1000 visitors few days back. You must be thinking that I would be so happy and proud of it. Nope, not at all... I'm used to it, you know :>... Oh come on, I'm just kidding :P... I am freaking happy about it :D... I was actually wondering who the hell wants to check out my blog. I even tried to bribe my dearest friends to read my blog but in vain.
I was going through the Status page of my Blogger account after I crossed the milestone to see various traffic sources through which people accessed my blog. Facebook, obviously was the major referring site/traffic source and Google.com and Google.co.in followed. I scrolled down the page to see the search keywords used in the search engines which brought out links to my blog for the viewers. I couldn't resist laughing when I came across some of the keywords. I'm sharing them to you guys:
- Sex
- Sex കഥ (Malayalam for 'story')
- Gundalpettu girls (Gundalpettu is a place in Tamil Nadu, India)
- Sexy kattappana girls (Kattappana is a place in Kerala, India)
among many other irrelevant stuffs :P
Now things are getting pretty clear. I was wondering why I was having a tough time recently and now the reason was pretty clear. The sex starved people who were desperately searching for Internet porn landed in my blog page which talks utter nonsense. I never believed in cursing and stuff like that, you know... But now the universe is teaching me that if people curse with their broken hearts/unsatisfied passion/desire, it will work for sure (like in the Mahabharata and Ramayana)... As they say, when you want something to happen, the whole universe will conspire to help you. My blog visitors must have wanted me to rot in hell. *weep weep* :'(
I was going through the Status page of my Blogger account after I crossed the milestone to see various traffic sources through which people accessed my blog. Facebook, obviously was the major referring site/traffic source and Google.com and Google.co.in followed. I scrolled down the page to see the search keywords used in the search engines which brought out links to my blog for the viewers. I couldn't resist laughing when I came across some of the keywords. I'm sharing them to you guys:
- Sex
- Sex കഥ (Malayalam for 'story')
- Gundalpettu girls (Gundalpettu is a place in Tamil Nadu, India)
- Sexy kattappana girls (Kattappana is a place in Kerala, India)
among many other irrelevant stuffs :P
Wait a minute... Yes!!! Now I know how my parents are not feeling well... They haven't cursed just me but my entire family... I know the Indian style of cursing very well, we do it wholesale; such as उसकी माँ की.... അവന്റമ്മേടെ... (His mamma's...... :O :P) and its male counterparts too... :P
Now this post with all those keywords listed, and with a label 'sex' is gonna drive more traffic to my blog. I'm thinking of entering into the search engine optimization field... I'm serious.
God save Me from the curses.
Cheers!!!
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